customers and their food rant


today, i had an order for an italian omelette (capicola ham, peppers, onions, mushrooms & provolone cheese), egg whites, split in two, sub lettuce for homefries. the other order on the dupe was for blueberry pancakes.

"the normal eater," i thought to myself as i started separating egg whites from yolks...

when the food went out, my hostess came back a minute later and asked "where's the mustard?"

"what for?"

"the lady wants them for her pancakes."

***thud***

i apologize, but that is desecration and prohibitive measures should have been in place. alas, they were not. my hands were tied.

i begrudgingly handed over the french's.




it's not about me, it's not about me, it's not about me...

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